Douchebag of the Day 2/20

February 20, 2007 at 2:33 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

While Tim Hardaway held his crown for a couple days, there’s a new kid on the block: Bulls legend Scottie Pippen.

“How could this be?” you might ask. “He just wants to come back.”

That’s all good and well, though he probably shouldn’t. Still, that’s a blog in and of itself. Why is Scottie a douchebag? I’ll let him explain…

“I think people love me just as much as they love Michael [Jordan].”

When you say “people”, do you mean your parents?

“The fans who understand the game, the GMs and coaches. I think they’d rather have a Scottie than a Michael.”

When you say “rather”, do you mean “rather not”? Why would you think they’d “rather” a Scottie, anyway?

“Because I’m an all-around player. Coaches would rather have a Scottie-type player than a Michael. I was an all-around player. I made people around me better.”

So I take it that “GMs and coaches” would rather have Scottie because Michael was not an “all-around player” who “made people around [him] better.” I don’t know if Scottie got this memo, but MJ is the greatest player of all time. Someone PLEASE tell me I’m not crazy in thinkin’ that Scottie’s comments are ridiculous.

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