Douchebag of the Day

February 14, 2007 at 12:24 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Congratulations, Carlos Zambrano, you have won the first-ever Douchebag of the Day award. In an interview, Carlos said “Whatever happens, I don’t want to know [anything] about a contract during the season. I want to sign with the Cubs before the season starts. If they don’t sign me, sorry, but I must go. That’s what Carlos Zambrano thinks.”

Sure, maybe you deserve as much if not more than Barry Zito’s $18M per season, but you’ve you’ve also shown rare douchebag form by referring to yourself in the third person. Does this guy not know that as soon as th Cubs sign a pitcher to a huge deal, their body breaks down beyond repair? Relax, buddy. Good things come to those who wait. Alan is very disappointed in you, Carlos.

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